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An antelope with agoraphobia? A bear (during the winter) with insomnia? A snake too shy to shed its skin? A bucking bronco with epilepsy? A hummingbird with hay fever? A vulture with anorexia? A rabbit with low libido? A centipede with bunions? A Clydesdale horse with incontinence? A baboon with hemorrhoids? A beaver that has to wear dentures? A rooster with laryngitis? A frog with a trick knee? A lion with low self-esteem? |
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A T-Rex with an itch? An eagle with acrophobia? A cheetah with motion sickness? A baby kangaroo with claustrophobia? A parrot that stutters? An earthworm that needs all his hearts transplanted? A leech with hemophilia? A giraffe with a sore throat? A cow with multiple stomach aches? A housefly that is cross-eyed? An opossum with a broken tail? A “watchdog” with narcolepsy? A bat that is afraid of the dark? A three-toed sloth with a hangnail? |
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A cat with night blindness? A crow with the hiccups? A flamingo with vertigo? A yak with alopecia? A mouse with an allergy to cheese? An Albino rat with jaundice? A male gorilla with COPD? A zebra with freckles? |
By Alisa Pink July 1998
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